viernes, 31 de enero de 2014

Riddles and jokes

Kids love them! Get the kids giggling with these great riddles. They'll love to test them out on their friends and family. They're sure to get a fair few laughs (and groans) at the next family get together.

  • What do elves do after school? Gnomework!
  • What has forty feet and sings? The school choir!
  • Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!
  • What has two humps and is found at the North Pole? A lost camel!
  • Where do tadpoles change? In a croakroom!
  • What sort of animal is a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
  • What is "out of bounds"? A tired kangaroo!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
  • Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk!
  • What's an insect's favourite sport? Cricket!
  • If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? Nine!
  • What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!
  • What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea? It gets wet!
  • What is a volcano? A mountain with hiccups!
  • What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock
  • What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short
  • What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope
  • What has a neck but no head? A bottle
  • What gets wetter as it dries? A towel
  • Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.
  • Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C
  • What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!
  • What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg
  • Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago? Because he’s still living!
  • What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A teapot
  • How many letters are there in the English alphabet? There are 18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’.
  • Which month has 28 days? All of them of course!

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